Round 1 DR

[layyyyla]

So i screwed up and missed the Have/Have not competition right off the bat. BOOM! BLAM! BANG! I'm a have not week 1.

Now, i was told that the background skin for the site would make me miserable and I have to say that is absolutely 100% the truth.

I hate to be any more specific than i have to be on this issue, but in short, my dick has never been more raw.

Just the fact that every time i log into the site now, i get to see Goddess Grodner in all her sloppy glory makes my cock hard as a rock (lol that rhymed)

Ive been masturbating furiously for the past 24 hours and I know its going to be one hell of a long round if i can't keep my hand out of my pants for longer than 5 minutes at a time.

Ohh god, here i go again. UHHH UHHHHHHH UHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNN

Jackpot

[layyyyla]

I don't know if i haven't just talked to the right people yet but these cocksuckers are boring as FUCK.

I know things don't usually pick up until after the first round is over but every time i try to talk to someone its all sunshine and fucking rainbows and "ohh how was your day" "thats GREAAAAAAT, my day was AWEEEEEEEESOMEEEEEE" BARFFFF

I seriously need to find someone to hate or someone that i can talk shit to about to all these brainless, emotionless, android assholes.

All this shiny happy bullshit is DRIVING ME CRAZYYYYYY