Episode One: #actorsgrabalifevest!

[sallie]

Have/Have Not Competition 1

Personal Opinion
1. Which housemate is naivest?
Gary
2. Which housemate is the easiest to talk to?
Ivette
3. Which housemate is the most annoying?
Chima
4. Which housemate will be the most entertaining in the BBCharm episodes?
Helen?
5. Which housemate will be the most boring in the BBCharm episodes?
Will....ugh.
6. Which housemate is destined to be evicted early?
Chima
7. Which housemate is most likely to dominate in competitions?
Nick
8. Which housemate will cause the most drama?
Chima
9. Which housemate will play the most deceitful game?
Nick
10. Which housemate is most likely to win BBCharm?
SAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE

Popular Opinion
1. Which housemate is naivest?
Gary
2. Which housemate is the easiest to talk to?
Gina
3. Which housemate is the most annoying?
Chima
4. Which housemate will be the most entertaining in the BBCharm episodes?
Nick
5. Which housemate will be the most boring in the BBCharm episodes?
Will
6. Which housemate is destined to be evicted early?
Chima
7. Which housemate is most likely to dominate in competitions?
Nick
8. Which housemate will cause the most drama?
Chima?
9. Which housemate will play the most deceitful game?
Boogie?
10. Which housemate is most likely to win BBCharm?
Nick?

Tie-Breaker
How many total points will be scored among all 16 housemates in this competition?
54

That was HAAAAAARRRDDDD! *that's what she said, ha!*

[sallie]

Hi Big Brother!
So excited to be in the Big Brother House! And now that the game is starting, things are beginning to heat up. As soon as I moved into the house, I could just tell that everyone was undressing me with their eyes. Eric was especially forward right away:

Eric: Yay Sallie! The only attractive person in the house! How are you?

Sallie: Hah! I'm sure you say that to everyone! lolz

In my head, though, I was thinking "Get Away from Me!". The only other attractive person in the house, besides me, is Sam. But we sadly never got the chance to sleep in the same bed/room. I haven't really spoken to him a lot, but I'm sooooooo going to make it my mission to wrap my lips around his peen.

I came into this house with Nick, whom I love! We also kind of have a pre-game alliance with Gary and Gina. I know, I know! As soon as people hear the phrase "Pre-Game Alliance" they start throwing their half-drank martini's at me while screaming "Get off the Stage!". Don't get me wrong, I am one of those people too (although, in my case, I'm throwing an empty martini glass because none of that shit is going to waste!), I hate pre-game alliances! But, only when I'm not a part of them, when I'm a part of them, I love them!

The alliance with Gary and Gina will be great. Gina is smart, great at competitions and a wicked social player, pretty much the same as Nick. Gary is fun to talk to and kind of a diva, like me! So, we're pretty much the exact same pair except they're black and we're not! (Thank God! *oops was that on camera?*)

Nick also made an alliance with Will and Boogie. Now, I love Boogie, he's great. He's super easy to talk to and you can kind of just tell that playing the game with him will be easy. He's one of those people that you just naturally gravitate towards. Will, on the other hand, is the epitome of bland, basic and boring. I have ZERO idea why Nick likes him so much. Wait....scratch that. I do. The only reason why Nick likes Will so much is because Nick likes anyone who voluntarily sucks his chica and force feeds his ego. That's the only reason why Nick wants to be in an alliance with Will. Will sucks up to him. But, whatever, at this point there are 15 people in the house, and I'd make an alliance with every single one of them. Hell, I'd even make an alliance with Chima's corpse hooker ass lips.

[sallie]

Peter Quit the game!
Apparently, people were making fun of him? That's what Nick said. I'm sure Nick was like the ring leader. But, whatever. If he quit because he couldn't handle people talking about him, then why would he even bother to apply in the first place? So, good riddance. I just kind of feel bad for his partner, Alec. Peter kind of left him out to dry and now he has no one.

OH WELL.

On to more important things! The first Have/Have Not competition was kind of intense. It was based on your personal opinion and what you thought others thought about people in the house. It was kind of a crap shoot, because it basically came down to guessing what you thought might be correct. In the end, I didn't end up as a Have Not!

Thank god, too, because if I was on slop and had zero energy to go around making sure that people see my boobs more often than their own, than I don't know what I would do.

[sallie]

NICK AND WILL ARE HAVING SEX!

Not only are they in an alliance, but an alliance with BENEFITS! And, I'm not just talking dental, GUUUURRRLLLLL!!!!!!

Nick says Will came on to him, but we all know that is far from the truth!

sideboobsallie: Gina told me you cyberd with Will
nickbbcharm: he showed me his cock!
nickbbcharm: why is everything like
nickbbcharm: so sexual when it comes to me

nickbbcharm: lmaoooo
sideboobsallie: CAUSE YOU MAKE IT SEXUAL, YOU WHORE!
[/quote]

We have only been in the house for 5 days now, but everyone knows that Nick flirts with things faster than a drunken hoe who is trying to convince a stranger to have three-second sex with them in the stairwell of an apartment building (aka: my friday night). So we all know that Nick was the one to start this scandalous escapade and not Will.

This is probably the first time that Will has ever had attention, because people don't usually pay attention to paint drying or personalities similar to that, so as soon Nick batted his large, horribly groomed and grizzly eyebrows at him, Will's peen came out to say hello, which he then showed to Nick.

YES! Apparently, Will sent a picture of his bulge (in his underwear) to Nick. GASPS. I expect they'll be sexting by the weekend. I just wish Nick picked someone better to have a showmance with, like Sam, but, no, then again, that's MY MAN!

[sallie]

The HoH Competition is over! AND NICK WON HOH!
Thank the lord!

I unfortunately (it really actually is unfortunate, because I did really want to be there) couldn't make the HoH competition. I....ahem....was out busy getting drunk. You see, I will pass up school for a competition, pass up work for a competition, but I will NEVER pass up a good stiff drink for a competition.

While everyone else was battling it out to secure safety for the week, I was drunk and roaming the streets. Here is a video of my adventures:

So after I was done frapping on the stairs (and it wasn't even a Friday!), I checked my phone and saw that Nick had won! Thank god! This basically means I'm safe this week, unless Nick actually did nominate me. If he did, I'd chop his balls off, but then Will would get mad and probably beat me up so it would be a lose-lose situation for me.

When Nick won, Gina, Gary and I obviously knew we were safe. Boogie and Will obviously thought the same too. I wanted Nick to put Chima and her cheerleader pom pom hair up, because she is annoying as hell. She always screams and talks in caps as if it's original and never been done before. But, BREAKING NEWS: It has!

Nick ended up nominating Alec with Chima. I have never spoken to Alec before, but apparently he tried to rape Gina on the first night, so I am fine with him going up. Everyone is talking about how they want Alec to go home, but, personally, I'd rather see Chima at this point. Eric told me that if he wins the veto (of course he is playing) that he plans to use the veto on Chima, which isn't surprising because she is his partner. I hope the nominations stay the same so Nick doesn't have to nominate another person and so we just have to choose between these two, awful people.

[sallie]

Ughhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

So, of course Eric wins the Veto and has chosen to take Chima off the block. We were THIS close to having her gone and no longer feeling the sudden pain of rage every time we see a capitol letter. Darn!

So now Layla is the replacement nominee and we have to decide between either Alec or her. The decision is easy, really. Layla is actually a pretty cool chic, Alec, on the other, sucks and shouldn't even really be here. He didn't even do anything in the Veto Competition, so it is clear that he doesn't really care about playing. Everyone has pretty much said that they're voting him out, so if he stays I would be very surprised.

[sallie]

I vote to evict Alec.

He sucks and he doesn't want to be here, so bai bitch!

My Message to Alec
*farts*

My Message to Layla
GUUUURRRRL you did not get evicted, so I am not going to even bother writing a good-bye message to you.