Post by sallie on Aug 5, 2013 23:55:03 GMT -4
Here is my final chat with Helen when I left the game.
This should ONLY be used to make Helen appear as the TRUE villain that she is! She victimized me during my sad and devastating departure from the game. This chat should only be used to humiliate her further and portray her (wether true or not, bitch, I don't care) as a disgusting person! Vengeance will be mine!
(PS: After this chat, I woke up at the bottom of a stairwell, which I had apparently fell down, so, if I wasn't this intoxicated, I probably wouldn't have behaved this way! I usually am classy! Usually!)
Sallie: YOURE A BITCH
Helen: you went inactive
Sallie: you went inactive
Helen: no I didn't
Sallie: I didn't
Helen: wow wut are you fuckin 5 lol
Sallie: IM FUCKING 24 BITCH, FUCK OFF YOU FUCKING SLUT BAG WHORE!
Helen: you're drunk
Helen: go home
Sallie: I AM HOME BITCH! YOU WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW WHAT DRUNK IS!
Helen: lol stop, go watch some TV
Helen: drink some coffee
Sallie: Whatever, youre 5 years old. I don't deal with infants, *chug* *chug*
Helen: if your idea of a good time is starting drama with people in a game you went inactive in
Sallie: Hunny, you messaged me!
Helen: you're kidding me
Helen: Sallie Axl 2:29 am
YOURE A BITCH
Helen:
Sallie: What!? omgggggggg Helen, omg, WAY to get into desperation mode. Everyone knows youre just like digging for attention. That's why the hosts picked you, because they knew you would be such an attention whore.
Sallie: They told me.
Helen: what are you on o m g
Sallie: IM ON O. M. G!?
Sallie: OH REEEEEAAAALLLLY!?
Sallie: GURL PLEASE!?
Helen: this is like the most entertaining part of my night
Helen: please continue to make a full out of yourself
Helen: so I can post it for everyone to see
Helen: *fool
Sallie: GURL, POST THIS FUCKING SHIT! DO IT! I LIKED BOOKED A THEATRE AND FUCKING POPCORN WITH DILL PICKLE FUCKING SEASONING BECAUSE THAT'S HOW I LIKE IT, BITCH! I'LL FUKING DO THIS ALL NIGHT, ENTERTAINING OR NOT
Helen: you're seriously pathetic haha
Sallie: HAVE YOU HIT PUBERTY OR NOT!? are you 16 yet!?
Helen: I'm not 16 but yes I have
Sallie: Bitch, I am hear! I DON;T WORK TILL 4:30 FUCKING PM BITCH! I CAN STAY UP ALL NIHGT!
Sallie: im not inactive
Sallie: im just waiting my time bitch
Helen: you just got removed
Helen: for inactivity
Helen:
Sallie: I joke spoke to the host and they want me to stay, bitch!
Helen: ohhh totally
Helen: you joke spoke
Helen: you're a joke
Helen: and you spoke
Helen: haha
Sallie: WOW! That took like a month for you to come up with? GOOD COME BACK! I mean, Im not that surprised that it's coming from someone as immature as you. When you get hair on your balls, contact me, until then, bitch, bai!
Helen: oh are you leaving now?
Helen: fun
2:54 AM
Helen: you're still online??
Sallie: YEAH BITCH! BECAUSE THE HOST WANTS TO KEEP ME BECAUSE IT'S WHAT THE PUBLIC WANTS BITCH! SUCK ON MY LEFT TIT!
Helen: Sallie please take what little humility you have left
Helen: and leave
Sallie: Bitch! I fart on pathetic players like you! I'll make it to the end, so help me JESUS! Everyone wants me here. It's not my fault, I can't help it I;m so fabulous! It what the public wants! Tell your friends, I;m here to stay!
Helen: you made a big deal about your nomination when you weren't even the target
Helen: you went inactive for a week
Helen: for no reason
Helen: you're the most pathetic player I've ever seen
Sallie: SUCK A FAT DICK HELEN
Sallie: EVERYONE KNOWS YOU WANT TO
Helen: omg this again
Sallie: IT'S LIKE A MILKSHAKE
Sallie: SUCKY SUCKY
Helen: you're the butt of so many jokes
Helen: I've shown all of my friends that rant
Helen: everyone thinks you're a joke
Sallie: Great, thanks! I'm famous!
Sallie: Tell them to get in line for my autograph!
Sallie: AND. PS: WHAT FRIENDS!?
Helen: the ones I stole from you
Helen: you're a sad drunken person who has mommy/daddy issues and takes shit out on other people because they're soo sad
Sallie: Hunny, PLEASE, at least my mommy and daddy issues aren't about what time they're going to tuck me in at night. If your balls dropped, I'd actually be having an educated conversation with you; however, because your IQ is of less than a person with an extra chroma-zone, I'll dim it down for you: Bitch, fuck you, fuck everything about you. You think you're fucking 15 and have the ability to come into these games!? Bitch, you're a fucking rookie! I'll split you in fucking half! Get ready to deal with a fucking bitch who has been playing these games for a mother fucking long time! Eat your god damn cereal in the morning bitch, because you're going to need it! Because I'm coming after you, bitch! And when I catch you, I'm going to pull out the hairs from around your anus one by one and then make you eat them so that they're so far down your throat that i'll be able to out them out and glue them around your eyerborws. DEAL WITH IT BITCH. BECAUSE IM FUCKING CRAZY!!!!!!
Sallie: Bai, Im going to bed.
Sallie: Night
Helen: lol
Helen: you're insane
Sallie: I'LL BE BACK AGAIN BITCH!! MARK MY WORDS!! The next time I'll win, and I'll get you my ugly and that tramp Elissa, too! I'm amazing and that it where my true calling is! It's really the reason I applied, really. So, I basically won. Nonetheless, give Gina my gratitude for wining this season!
OKAY, OKAY. I made threatening comments to another player. WAH WAH! It's character building for Helen! Who cares!? She needs it! I'm just actually looking out for her. If she wasn't such a bitch first by nominating me, then I wouldn't have had to have gotten drunk and been one back. It's not my fault, really.
Bai, Bitches <3 Thanks so so SOOOOOOO much for picking me! Sorry I sucked so much and sorry that I was such a drunk slob! What can I say, it's who I am! Love ya forever! <3 <3 <3 <3 <3
This should ONLY be used to make Helen appear as the TRUE villain that she is! She victimized me during my sad and devastating departure from the game. This chat should only be used to humiliate her further and portray her (wether true or not, bitch, I don't care) as a disgusting person! Vengeance will be mine!
(PS: After this chat, I woke up at the bottom of a stairwell, which I had apparently fell down, so, if I wasn't this intoxicated, I probably wouldn't have behaved this way! I usually am classy! Usually!)
Sallie: YOURE A BITCH
Helen: you went inactive
Sallie: you went inactive
Helen: no I didn't
Sallie: I didn't
Helen: wow wut are you fuckin 5 lol
Sallie: IM FUCKING 24 BITCH, FUCK OFF YOU FUCKING SLUT BAG WHORE!
Helen: you're drunk
Helen: go home
Sallie: I AM HOME BITCH! YOU WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW WHAT DRUNK IS!
Helen: lol stop, go watch some TV
Helen: drink some coffee
Sallie: Whatever, youre 5 years old. I don't deal with infants, *chug* *chug*
Helen: if your idea of a good time is starting drama with people in a game you went inactive in
Sallie: Hunny, you messaged me!
Helen: you're kidding me
Helen: Sallie Axl 2:29 am
YOURE A BITCH
Helen:
Sallie: What!? omgggggggg Helen, omg, WAY to get into desperation mode. Everyone knows youre just like digging for attention. That's why the hosts picked you, because they knew you would be such an attention whore.
Sallie: They told me.
Helen: what are you on o m g
Sallie: IM ON O. M. G!?
Sallie: OH REEEEEAAAALLLLY!?
Sallie: GURL PLEASE!?
Helen: this is like the most entertaining part of my night
Helen: please continue to make a full out of yourself
Helen: so I can post it for everyone to see
Helen: *fool
Sallie: GURL, POST THIS FUCKING SHIT! DO IT! I LIKED BOOKED A THEATRE AND FUCKING POPCORN WITH DILL PICKLE FUCKING SEASONING BECAUSE THAT'S HOW I LIKE IT, BITCH! I'LL FUKING DO THIS ALL NIGHT, ENTERTAINING OR NOT
Helen: you're seriously pathetic haha
Sallie: HAVE YOU HIT PUBERTY OR NOT!? are you 16 yet!?
Helen: I'm not 16 but yes I have
Sallie: Bitch, I am hear! I DON;T WORK TILL 4:30 FUCKING PM BITCH! I CAN STAY UP ALL NIHGT!
Sallie: im not inactive
Sallie: im just waiting my time bitch
Helen: you just got removed
Helen: for inactivity
Helen:
Sallie: I joke spoke to the host and they want me to stay, bitch!
Helen: ohhh totally
Helen: you joke spoke
Helen: you're a joke
Helen: and you spoke
Helen: haha
Sallie: WOW! That took like a month for you to come up with? GOOD COME BACK! I mean, Im not that surprised that it's coming from someone as immature as you. When you get hair on your balls, contact me, until then, bitch, bai!
Helen: oh are you leaving now?
Helen: fun
2:54 AM
Helen: you're still online??
Sallie: YEAH BITCH! BECAUSE THE HOST WANTS TO KEEP ME BECAUSE IT'S WHAT THE PUBLIC WANTS BITCH! SUCK ON MY LEFT TIT!
Helen: Sallie please take what little humility you have left
Helen: and leave
Sallie: Bitch! I fart on pathetic players like you! I'll make it to the end, so help me JESUS! Everyone wants me here. It's not my fault, I can't help it I;m so fabulous! It what the public wants! Tell your friends, I;m here to stay!
Helen: you made a big deal about your nomination when you weren't even the target
Helen: you went inactive for a week
Helen: for no reason
Helen: you're the most pathetic player I've ever seen
Sallie: SUCK A FAT DICK HELEN
Sallie: EVERYONE KNOWS YOU WANT TO
Helen: omg this again
Sallie: IT'S LIKE A MILKSHAKE
Sallie: SUCKY SUCKY
Helen: you're the butt of so many jokes
Helen: I've shown all of my friends that rant
Helen: everyone thinks you're a joke
Sallie: Great, thanks! I'm famous!
Sallie: Tell them to get in line for my autograph!
Sallie: AND. PS: WHAT FRIENDS!?
Helen: the ones I stole from you
Helen: you're a sad drunken person who has mommy/daddy issues and takes shit out on other people because they're soo sad
Sallie: Hunny, PLEASE, at least my mommy and daddy issues aren't about what time they're going to tuck me in at night. If your balls dropped, I'd actually be having an educated conversation with you; however, because your IQ is of less than a person with an extra chroma-zone, I'll dim it down for you: Bitch, fuck you, fuck everything about you. You think you're fucking 15 and have the ability to come into these games!? Bitch, you're a fucking rookie! I'll split you in fucking half! Get ready to deal with a fucking bitch who has been playing these games for a mother fucking long time! Eat your god damn cereal in the morning bitch, because you're going to need it! Because I'm coming after you, bitch! And when I catch you, I'm going to pull out the hairs from around your anus one by one and then make you eat them so that they're so far down your throat that i'll be able to out them out and glue them around your eyerborws. DEAL WITH IT BITCH. BECAUSE IM FUCKING CRAZY!!!!!!
Sallie: Bai, Im going to bed.
Sallie: Night
Helen: lol
Helen: you're insane
Sallie: I'LL BE BACK AGAIN BITCH!! MARK MY WORDS!! The next time I'll win, and I'll get you my ugly and that tramp Elissa, too! I'm amazing and that it where my true calling is! It's really the reason I applied, really. So, I basically won. Nonetheless, give Gina my gratitude for wining this season!
OKAY, OKAY. I made threatening comments to another player. WAH WAH! It's character building for Helen! Who cares!? She needs it! I'm just actually looking out for her. If she wasn't such a bitch first by nominating me, then I wouldn't have had to have gotten drunk and been one back. It's not my fault, really.
This can be my exit song that you play when security drags my drunk ass out of the house:
Bai, Bitches <3 Thanks so so SOOOOOOO much for picking me! Sorry I sucked so much and sorry that I was such a drunk slob! What can I say, it's who I am! Love ya forever! <3 <3 <3 <3 <3
Bye Sallie. We're looking forward to your return in the second chances season <3