Episode Three: #lightscameraACTOR!

[sallie]

The HoH Competition this week sucked. The competition itself was fun, but the whole way it went down and ended fucking sucked. First of all, Nick and Gary weren't around for it. Nick had an interview, which is fine, that was obviously important and warranted missing the HoH competition. But, where the fuck was Gary!? Screaming "OMG YAAAASSSSS!!!!" at random fucking people on the street instead of being online to do the challenge!? PROBABLY! Can we just take a second and discuss how fucking annoying "YAAAASSSSSSS!!!!", like where did that fucking come from!? When the fuck ever did Gary ever say "YASSSSSSS!!!!", like why is this Gary saying it!? Can he just fucking stop saying YASSSSSS!!!! all the fucking time, seriously! (I'm like super aggro tonight, so everything is pissing me off)

So Nick unfortunately can't make the competition and Gary is fucking annoying, so it's up to Gina and I to win HoH! We decided to work together and whoever found the first fish we would just work on helping them win HoH. So Gina found the first fish so I went searching to find fishes for her so that she could win. I found fish #40 and fish #38, like two of the fucking highest fish numbers there, and Gina posted them. After Gina was done, I decided that I would continue to look and see if I could find anything higher just so no one else had a shot at beating Gina (at this time, I completely thought we had the competition in the bag and Gina was going to win). Well, the first fish I found was #34 so I was like "Omg, I'm so going to post this!". I posted the fish and the fucking image didn't show up!? So, I thought "Omg, I'm so going to modify this!" so I did. As soon as I clicked enter, I realized that I'm as big of a moron as Gary. The rules clearly stated that you cannot modify ANYTHING! So, I was disqualified from the competition on the spot. It was heartbreaking, because Gina and I had to watch in horror as Chima captured fish after fish with her oversized, pelican-like jaw and rake in the points, eventually winning the competition.

I was mortified.

I could have dealt with anyone winning HoH except for Chima, because I make zero effort to talk to or get to know her. It's bad gameplay on my part, I should have at least tried to have a conversation with her before this point, but I'm 24 years-old. I have lived long enough and dealt with enough people that if I don't like you, I'm not going to make an effort to get to know you and that's how it goes with Chima. It's going to come to bite me in the ass, because she'll nominate me, but I have saved so much time and energy (and sheer utter frustration) by not talking to her, that it kind of pays the dues of being nominated, which I can live with.

Nick and I both know we're going to be nominated, it's inevitable. Nick has had fights with Chima and I flat out just don't talk to her, so why would she not put us up!? She would be kind of foolish not to. It's clearly out there that we don't like her, don't want her in this house anymore, and don't even want to socialize with her, so if I was her, I would nominate us.

[sallie]

SHE NOMINATED US!? WHAT A BITCH! I DID NOT SEE THAT COMING AT ALL! THAT SSSSSSSNAAAAKE!

No, just jaykaying, the nomination ceremony totally wasn't surprising at all. Chima put Nick and I on the block because she felt that we're the least closest pair to her, personally. It's the truth, so I understand the nomination.

Being on the block this early SSSSSSSSUCKS! I didn't think I'd ever be nominated this early, so the fact that I am, depresses me and deflates my sideboob. The fact that either Nick or I could leave this week is scary. Even scarier: I could leave over Nick! While Nick has spent time socializing, getting to know and sleeping with half the house, I have spent time socializing, getting to know and sleeping with half the wine bottles in the house. If the wine bottles could vote at the end of the week, this bitch would stay! But, unfortunately, that isn't the case. I think Nick has a better chance at staying in this game than I do. I think people like him more, or like his penis more. My sideboob is just TOO intimidating! When people see it they're like "WHHHHAAAAAA???!!!" and they don't know what to do with it. While Nick's penis is small and cute, and people like to pet it and feed it carrots.

I'm really, really fucking nervous about going home this week. Being out 4th after the albino nerd, the scary eyebrow guy and Diarrheadeck would be absolutely humiliating.

After the nomination ceremony, Chima asked if I wanted to go to the HoH room to talk. I didn't, but I dragged my ass to there anyway.

Chima: HELLO
Sallie: HAYGURLGAY
Sallie: HAY*
Sallie: lolz gay
Chima: LOL
Sallie: Whats up?
Chima: WELL I NOMINATED YOU BUT I GUESS YOU KNOW WHY. I'M COMING TO YOU BECAUSE I WANT TO KNOW WHY YOU'RE RUDE WITH ME?
Sallie: Rude to you?
Sallie: Like saying stop talking in caps because it's annoying?
Chima: SAYING HOW MUCH I'M ANNOYING, NOT BOTHER TO TALK TO ME ONCE UNTIL I WIN HOH, WHICH COMMUNICATION IS TWO-WAY STREET BUT STILL. I JUST HAD THIS FEELING YOU'RE NOT REALLY ENJOYING MY PRESENCE IN THE HOUSE.
Sallie: I said you were annoying once because you always talk in caps, which I find annoying, so I said it was annoying. You're always offline or invisible, so I never know when your online, so I never message you. When I'm online my status says I'm available, which isn't the case for you, because, again, you're always invisible, so you could have messaged me, as the ball was kind of in your court there. I messaged you yesterday saying congratulations on winning HoH, you were invisible, so I didn't even know if you were online or not.
Chima: MY AIM IS ALWAYS ON BY THE WAY, NOT ALWAYS AROUND BUT MY AIM IS UP
Chima: BUT INVISIBLE.
Sallie: We clearly don't know each other, because we never speak, so your presence in this house has been kind of non-existent to me.
Sallie: I called you annoying that first week
Sallie: because of the whole caps thing
Sallie: I think that put a wedge into our whole (possible) relationship
Sallie: maybe you thought I hated you or whatever
Sallie: but, I don't know you
Sallie: I only found that aspect annoying.
Chima: WELL SADLY, CAPS, THAT WON'T CHANGE. YES I THOUGHT YOU HATED ME, BECAUSE NORMALLY, YOU DON'T POST RUDE COMMENTS UNTIL YOU AT LEAST SPOKE WITH THAT PERSON, OR MAYBE YOU JUST THOUGHT OH WELL THE WHOLE HOUSE HATES HER SO WHY DOES THAT MATTER. BUT ANYWAYS, I'M MORE AGAINST NICK THAN AGAINST YOU SO WE DO HAVE PLENTY OF TIME.
Sallie: Well, you're probably right, you were nominated at that time, so I did think I could just say whatever I wanted and would be able to get away with it.
Chima: WELL THAT'S DANGEROUS SILLY
Sallie: After a few cocktails, gurl, you don't know what will come out!
Chima: OH SO YOU WERE ON COCKTAILS?
Sallie: I was drinking, but that still ins't an excuse
Sallie: I still thought it and posted it
Chima: YEA WELL THAT'S FINE, IT'S NOT LIKE I WOULDN'T HAVE DONE THE SAME
Sallie: but, Im not going to apologize, it is what it is. If I did something that someone found annoying and they told me, then that's their opinion. Granted, I don't have to agree or like it, which goes for the same with you.
Sallie: So, thats why I understand the nomination.
Chima: DID YOU JOIN WITH NICK OR WAS IT A RANDOM MATCHING?
Sallie: I joined with Nick
Chima: OK
Sallie: It seems like a random matching
Sallie: because Sallie and Nick are from two different versions of BB
Chima: YEA
Sallie: I told him to play as Dan from BBUK but he wanted to be Nick
Sallie: But, I do appreciate you coming to talk to me and allowing us to put it kind of all out on the table
Chima: YOU'RE WELCOME.
Chima: I DIDN'T COME TALK TO YOU BEFORE NOMINATIONS BECAUSE I FELT LIKE IT WOULDN'T HAVE BEEN AS TRUE OR IDK
Sallie: No, I know!
Sallie: Totally.
Sallie: That's why, and even though I said congratulations
Sallie: I knew that if I spoke to you about anything
Sallie: like tried to make some sort of deal or whatever
Sallie: it would have looked shady, you know?
Sallie: So, that's kind of why I just let it be.
Chima: YEA
Chima: WELL GIRL I HAVE TO GO TO BED, THIS IS GETTING LATE!
Chima: GOOD NIGHT!
Sallie: Okay! Well, thanks for the chat! We should chat again sometime!
Chima: YUP
Sallie: Have a good night!

I think our chat went pretty well. I kind of appreciate her coming to talk to me and allowing us to just kind of lay it all out on the table. I don't think we resolved anything. I still don't like her and she probably still doesn't like me either, but we could at least be honest with each other. I think she understand where I'm coming from and I understand where she is coming from. BUT, BY THE WAY, I didn't make rude commentS. I said she was annoying and told her to stop talking in caps. I'm not being a bitch, I'm just being me.

For the sake of me surviving this week, I am going to be cordial. I am going to pretend to not find Chima annoying. I am going to pretend that the burnt fuzz on top of her head doesn't look like pubic hair. And, I am going to pretend that her mouth doesn't look like the portal to an evil realm in which Aaryn crawled out of. I am just going to pretend. I am going to be.................AN ACTOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And if all my acting doesn't work....there is a plan!

A plan to save both Nick and I (but mostly me). It just so happens that Elissa couldn't keep her legs and her mouth shut last week. She told Nick and I, and other people too, that she was thinking about backdooring Eric, Chima's partner, while she had the chance. Well, Poopdeck went crazy on her ass, pissed Elissa off and Elissa didn't want to backdoor Eric anymore. However, she still said it. So Nick and I are going to use what she said to hopefully get Chima to backdoor Elissa. We obviously can't go and talk to Chima ourselves about it, because she hates us and if we did she would probably just think we were acting and trying to hatch a plan to save ourselves. Basically, we would look disingenuous. So, we told our allies Gina, Janelle, Boogie and Will (Gary was too busy screaming "YASSSSSS!!!!!") to go talk to her for us.

I think the plan has a chance to work because Chima was very surprised (so I've been told) by the news of Elissa wanting to backdoor Eric, so she might actually be in favour of keeping Nick and I and booting Elissa out. I don't really feel bad, but I feel like I should, because I actually like Elissa, but throwing her under the bus to save myself and Nick, is just something that as to be done *sips crantini*

[sallie]

OMG YAAAASSSSSSS!!!!!!

The picks for the Veto Competition were just done and it ended up being aMOZZing!

Both Gary and Gina were picked, as well as Boogie (even though he is a have not and will have a disadvantage this week). All we have to do is secure Chima on wanting to backdoor Elissa, and it's pretty much golden!

Like, there is no way the veto can't be used this week! So, Nick or I actually might be coming off the block! Please Jesus, please let this happen!

[sallie]

So, I feel like just depressed over everything that is going on in the house.

Nick and I had a conversation yesterday after we were nominated about the Veto. Nick had told me that if he won the Veto he would use it on me, because out of the two of us, I wanted to be here more, and I had a bigger chance of going home if I was the one that stayed on the block. Then after the Veto picks, I was obviously excited because both Gina and Gary got picked, as well as Boogie, which are three of our allies. So, I really felt like there was a solid chance that I would be coming off the block, because if Nick wanted me off, then anyone (aside from Chima, because no one is really sure on where she exactly stands this week on who she wants gone...Me, Nick or maybe Elissa) who won the Veto would probably use it one me.

So, I kind of got my hopes up, I really felt like a had a good chance of coming off the block. Until I spoke to Gina.

Gina had told me that Nick had come to her and told her that he isn't going to use the Veto on me and that if she wins she shouldn't use it on me either. Nick wants me to stay on the block and for him to come off. I think everyone knows, including Nick, that if I stay on the block, I'm going to be evicted. The only reason why Nick wants to win the Veto and take himself off is so he can stick it to Chima. He knows that I don't want to go, I was the one that convinced him to come into the house in the first place, and he even said that he would rather me stay over him. So, the fact that he has gone behind my back and told people not to save me, like actually really fucking hurts. Like, I would never have done that to him. I would never have gone to Gina and told her not to tell Nick something and to keep it between us. Like, he told Gina not to tell me. Like, what a fucking asshole! He is such a selfish prick! I hope Will bites his dick off!

I really was feeling like I was safe this week and that I had a really good shot at coming off the block. But now since Nick is out for himself and Gary and Gina don't really want to stick their necks out and try to win the Veto, because it would probably put them in a predicament, I feel kind of out on my own. Boogie has a disadvantage, so he probably won't win, and now no one really knows if Chima wants to backdoor Elissa, so if she won, she might not even use it.

So, thinking that I had all these people wanting to save me was completely wrong. I went from feeling super confident about staying to feeling like I might actually be evicted this week. I never thought I could go this early. I haven't made it to the jury stage in an ORG in like a year, maybe two? And, like, thinking now, AGAIN I might be out before the Jury. It's so depressing!

I can still win the veto though! Clearly now I have to win it for myself, which is really scary to think about. Since the Veto is a time challenge, I hope I don't mess up and ruin my chances. Especially now with all this added pressure. I almost don't want to do the Veto until the last minute so I can prolong my feelings of hopefulness that I might actually be able to win it.

Wish me luck!

[sallie]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I DID IT! I WON THE VETO!!!!!!!!!!! OH MY FUCKING GOD!
I am sooooooooooo happy!

*places veto between cleavage and shakes in front of camera*

This is like the best moment in the house so far! I really felt like I needed to win it and I was really nervous that I would screw it up and stay on the block, but I managed to pull out a win! THANK GOD! Now, I can save myself and I won't have to worry about going home! Hurray!

Suck on this Chima! Suck on this! Which, I bet she actually could suck on it because the entire Veto medallion could probably fit inside her enlarged mouth. Although, we would probably never see it again.

Anyways, I WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!

[sallie]

So, after I won the Veto, Nick came up to me to congratulate me on winning. I'm still pissed at Nick for going behind my back and telling Gina not to use the Veto on me if she won and telling her not to tell me. I would never have done that to Nick, so I feel really betrayed by him.

Sallie: I'm mad at you and ignoring you.Nick: bitch shut up
Nick: im about to just DOR sorry if youre pissed at me, i didnt even get to speak with you when i did the veto i just had IMs from elissa and ivette, etc
Nick: saying they were keeping you over me
Nick: i wanted us both to stay but if youre really this mad then evict me
Sallie: Im just pissed that you went behind my back
Nick: you werent even on when i was here
Sallie: and told Gina not to tell me
Nick: and gina i only told bc she was online im really sorry if i hurt your feelings but when i said i would save you i was 100% sure i would at the time
Nick: then elissa and people messaged me saying
Nick: they connected with you more so they would be keeping you
Nick: so i wanted both of us to stay
Sallie: I don't care about you wanting to save yourself
Sallie: that is completely fine!
Sallie: You didn't have to save me
Nick: but like now i dont even wanna play lol
Nick: because our friendship > this game and our date talks > us fighting
Nick: lolz
Sallie: I just wish you didn't tell Gina not to tell me and then told her not to say anything to me
Nick: i only told her that bc i knew from offensive even if it was smart for me to win (kieran and fei coming after me and not you)
Nick: you still wanted to win even though i was in danger
Nick: it honestly was to keep us both here but im sorry i shouldnt have done that
Sallie: It's cool, it's not a big deal. Im not really that mad, I was mad at the time and went on like a huge rant to Gina lmao
Nick: LOL its fine
Nick: im sorry again
Sallie: And it's fine really Nick.
Sallie: I think I was just surprised by it.
Nick: and yeah i shouldnt have done that
Nick: sorry i was just in a rush and i didnt wanna leave this game when i knew you'd stay
Nick: and my horny brain ~fogged~ me
Nick: lolz

So, Nick and I made up and we're fine now. I just kind of wanted him to understand to not be such a prick all the fucking time. And that if he does shit to betray my trust, I'm going to be mad. Nick and I kind of have the relationship similar to an old married couple. We bicker, fight, make fun of each other and then make up. Nick is a really good friend and obviously his friendship is more important than this game, so I don't want to lose it. And so, even if I want to shove his head in a toilet right after Chima just took a massive diarrhea orgasm from time to time, I'll still always love him. <3

[sallie]

So, I bit of time after the Veto competition, Chima asked if I wanted to come to the HoH room and talk about who was going to be the replacement nominee, since I was obviously going to take myself off the block.

Chima:
DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA FOR THE REPLACEMENT NOMINEE?
Chima:
I LITERALLY WENT THROUGH ALL NAMES AND JUST KEEP FINDING PROS AND CONS LOL
Sallie:
lolz
Sallie:
Well, what are you feeling? Is Nick still your 100% target?
Sallie:
Again to, I guess I have to think about whichever person goes up
Chima:
SURE, BUT I ALSO NEED TO PICK SOMEONE I WOULDNT CARE LOSING
Sallie:
Im going to become partners with their partner
Chima:
TRUE
Sallie:
I know a lot of people were talking about Elissa, because of her wanting to get rid of Eric last week
Sallie:
Eric told me that he wanted her out
Sallie:
but, I don't know if you're comfortable with that or not?
Chima:
YOU WOULD END UP PAIRED WITH HELEN THEN
Sallie:
Yeah
Sallie:
Which, I guess I wouldn't mind
Sallie:
I don't speak with her often (I should make more of an effort to, actually)
Sallie:
but, she's nice and everyone seems to like her a lot
Chima:
OH BOY. I THINK I'M GOING TO BE HATED, BECAUSE I'M ACTUALLY NOT THINKING OF PUTTING ELISSA UP.
Chima:
I THINK IT'S A BAD IDEA
Chima:
PEOPLE ARE JUST SUCKING UP TO ME TO WASTE MY HOH ON HER
Sallie:
Why so?
Sallie:
Ohhhhhhh
Sallie:
yeah
Sallie:
People probably want you to do their dirty work or something
Chima:
YEP
Sallie:
Who would you rather put up?
Chima:
LIKE ALL PEOPLE JUST KEEP THROWING EMSELVES UNDER THE BUS AND MY HEAD IS JUST SPINNING
Chima:
GOING FROM ERIC WAS GETTING BACKDOORED LAST WEEK, TO PUT HIM, HER, HIM, HER UP
Sallie:
put who up?
Chima:
ELISSA, IVETTE, JANELLE, GARY, HELEN, BOOGIE, WILL, PRETTY MUCH ALL NAMES LOL
Sallie:
everyone has told you to put up one of those people?
Sallie:
lolz
Chima:
ALL THEIR NAMES WERE BROUGHT UP, YES
Sallie:
ughhhh
Sallie:
which makes the decision even "easier"
Chima:
SO YEA ITS DRIVING ME NUTS
Sallie:
I would just go with your gut
Sallie:
I mean, it's your HoH
Chima:
YEA
Sallie:
and you can't compete next week
Chima:
ALL THESE PEOPLE WILL GO BACK AGAINST ME WHATEVER IM DOING ANYWAYS
Sallie:
Yeah, you can never make everyone happy, sadly
Chima:
I THINK MY GUT IS TELLING ME ONE THING, I'M PROBABLY GOING TO GO THAT WAY
Sallie:
I probably won't post the veto ceremony till tomorrow morning
Chima:
OH
Sallie:
I just don't feel like typing it out right now
Chima:
HOW COME?
Chima:
AHH
Sallie:
If you don't put up Elissa, do you have anyone else in mind?
Chima:
YES
Sallie:
If you don't mind me asking, and you don't have to tell me if you don't want to, just incase you haven't 100% made up your mind, but who?
Chima:
I WOULD LIKE TO SAY IT BUT IN THE PAST HOURS IVE CHANGED MY MIND TOO MANY TIMES TO BE REALLY SURE OF WHAT IM SAYING
Sallie:
Right! That's cool.
Sallie:
If I was in your shoes and wasn't exactly sure, I wouldn't want to be naming names either
Chima:
YEA
Sallie:
There isn't anyone left that I don't like desperately not want to be partners with, so I won't be pissed either way with whatever happens
Sallie:
so you don't really have to take that into consideration
Chima:
OK GOOD
Sallie:
Plus, it's only for a week anyways
Sallie:
since after next week will be down to 11
Chima:
THIS DUO TWIST IS SO ANNOYING
Sallie:
and there will probably be some twist or like no more partners or something along those lines
Sallie:
It's probably a fun twist to host, but it's a hard twist to play within
Chima:
YES
Sallie:
it just makes nominating difficult, I suppose
Sallie:
because you might want to nominate someone
Sallie:
but then not their partner
Chima:
EXACTLY
Sallie:
or if you nominate someone and not their partner, their partner could get pissed
Chima:
IT CAN CREATE DRAMA
Sallie:
it just adds extra drama
Chima:
BUT I THINK THERE MIGHT BE DRAMA AFTER THIS VETO CEREMONY...
Sallie:
yeah exactly!
Sallie:
Really? Dun dun duuuuuuuunnnnnn
Chima:
YES
Sallie:
Im glad I got the Veto then!
Sallie:
haha
Chima:
HAHA
Chima:
I THINK YOU WERE SAFE THOUGH
Chima:
WELL, I THINK
Sallie:
yeah, maybe, I mean you never know
Sallie:
It's so easy to be evicted
Sallie:
even when you think you have the cards in your hand
Sallie:
it's just better to not be on the block at all
Chima:
YEA
Chima:
THERE ALSO ARE
Chima:
RUNNING RUMOURS
Chima:
OF A PREGAME ALLIANCE BETWEEN THREE PEOPLE
Chima:
BUT WE DONT KNOW WHO
Sallie:
I have heard!
Sallie:
I think I heard that last week
Chima:
I WAS TOLD TODAY THAT MAYBE IT WAS GARY GINA AND NICK...
Sallie:
but then like everyone was assumed to be in it
Chima:
JUST BECAUSE OF WEEK ONE HOH
Sallie:
Really?
Chima:
YES
Chima:
THEY WERE F3
Sallie:
If that's true then I would be livid
Sallie:
that I wasn't told lolz
Sallie:
I don't understand the 3 though
Chima:
YEA WELL I DONT SEE ANYONE SAYING HEY MAN IM IN AN ALLIANCE YOURE NOT IN
Chima:
LOL
Sallie:
Like, why 3 people and not 4?
Chima:
IDK
Sallie:
My guess
Chima:
MAYEB ONE COULDNT FIND A PAIR
Chima:
OR THEY USE SOMEONE THEY KNOW
Sallie:
Is that someone signed up to the game with a partner
Sallie:
then their partner dropped out
Chima:
OH WE'RE THREE, SHIT WE NEED A FOURTH ONE
Chima:
LETS CONVINCE SOMEONE
Sallie:
so they got randomly assigned someone
Chima:
YEA
Sallie:
but they were close to another pair
Sallie:
that's the only way a 3 pre-game alliance would work
Sallie:
if one pair signed up together
Sallie:
and then someone lost their partner or got randomly assigned someone before the game started
Sallie:
But, I knew Nick before applying
Sallie:
like we weren't randomly put together
Sallie:
like a lot of people have asked
Chima:
DID HE CONVINCE YOU TO JOIN THE GAME?
Sallie:
No, I convinced him
Chima:
OK
Sallie:
he didn't even want to do the app
Chima:
MIGHT NOT BE HIM THEN
Sallie:
he told me to do the app for him
Sallie:
I really don't see him like keeping some sort of alliance from me
Chima:
THATS MEAN OF HIM LOL
Sallie:
If he is I'll chop his balls off
Chima:
LOL
Sallie:
I think once the pairs no longer exist
Sallie:
you'll be able to see sides of the house more
Sallie:
right now it's hard to tell who is aligned with who
Sallie:
because everyone is partnered up
Chima:
I THINK I HAVE AN IDEA
Sallie:
What do you think?
Chima:
BECAUSE OF PEOPLE COMING TO ME, IM HOH, PEOPLE SAY .. THINGS THEY SHOULDNT
Sallie:
Right!
Chima:
WELL I DONT WANNA SAY SOMETHING IM NOT 100% SURE BUT ONE THING I CAN TELL...
Sallie:
Yeah, It's a good way to see
Chima:
IF I PUT UP THE PERSON I THINK
Chima:
IT MIGHT REVEAL THINGS
Chima:
BY A DIVIDED EVICTION VOTE
Sallie:
ohhhhhhhhhh
Sallie:
interesting!
Chima:
IT WILL BE IMPORTANT TO SEE WHO VOTED WHO
Sallie:
Right!
Sallie:
I mean, I'll have to vote to keep Nick
Sallie:
just because
Chima:
YEP I COUNTED YOUR VOTE AS IN HIS FAVOR
Sallie:
Yeah
Sallie:
but, it will be interesting to see where everyone else lies
Sallie:
I think Nick thought he was going to win Veto
Chima:
IM CURIOUS TOO
Chima:
HEHE
Sallie:
because his word was so long
Chima:
I WAS GOING TO DO A 12 LETTERS TOO...
Chima:
BUT I RAN OUT OF TIME
Chima:
I HAD 5 LETTERS COLLECTED WHEN I HAD ONE MINUTE LEFT
Chima:
I DIDN'T CALCULATE MY TIME
Sallie:
The only reason I picked that word was because it had no repeating letters. Like, I didn't want to have a word with more than one E, etc. And Ambidextrous is the only work I could think of.
Sallie:
lmao
Chima:
HAHA
Sallie:
Ugh, I know!
Chima:
MINE WAS ANTHROPOLOGY
Chima:
I WAS TOO FOCUSED ON IT
Sallie:
I posted done like 30 secs before time was up
Sallie:
I was panicking.
Chima:
I POSTED 'THING'
Sallie:
It was deff our hardest challenge
Chima:
IT WAS A PANICK LAST MINUTE WORD
Chima:
YES!
Chima:
BIG TIME
Sallie:
I feel like that should have been a Final 5 HoH or something kind of challenge
Chima:
YEA
Chima:
BUT ON REAL SHOW
Chima:
IT'S AN EARLY COMP
13-07-20
Chima:
I NOTICED MOST COMPETITIONS ARE BASED ON THE REAL SHOW
Chima:
WELL I'M READY FOR MY NOMINATION FINALLY... I JUST HOPE THAT PERSON WONT WIN THE NEXT HOH
Chima:
BECAUSE I'LL BE FUCKED OBVIOUSLY
Sallie:
Yeah, it's true! They do kind of mirror the show!
Sallie:
Oh, so you feel like you have decided?
Chima:
90%
Sallie:
When it's due?
Chima:
FOR YOU, 2PM
Chima:
FOR ME, 7PM
Sallie:
I think I have until 2pm to post the ceremony yeah, okay.
Chima:
YOU POST IT TONIGHT OR TOMORROW?
Sallie:
Ill post it tomorrow when I wake up
Chima:
YEP I THINK IT WILL FIT BEST WITH ME
Sallie:
It will give you a chance to sleep on your decision as well
Chima:
OR I WON'T BE AROUND MUCH DURING THE EVICTION TIME
Chima:
K
12:15 AM
Sallie:
Okay, well Im going to head to bed!
Chima:
GOOD NIGHT
Sallie:
Have a good night, Chima! Good luck with your decision!

I told Chima to put up Elissa because it's really the only person that me and my alliance can throw under the bus, for the same reasons as to why we wanted Elissa to go up instead of Nick or I at the beginning of the week: she wanted to backdoor Eric.

So, basically Chima told me in her annoying, loud, banshee like voice "I'M NOT NOMINATING ELISSA, NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH!!!!!!!! *sticks out tongue*". So I thought to myself, FINE do what ever you want! I didn't want to pry Chima for information on who she wanted to put up, I tried to sound nice to her and told her to go with her gut. Chima is a threat in competitions, so I can't exactly be a bitch to her. The impression that I got was that she was going to nominate someone from our side, since she said that she knew where people's loyalties lied. And, when she said that she thought Nick, Gina and Gary were part of some three-person alliance, I got scared that she might actually nominate Gary or Gina and put one of them up against Nick, which would fucking be a nightmare.

But, not wanting to force anything on Chima and remain looking kind of nonchalant about the whole replacement nominee, I left the HoH room and went downstairs to chill, without really getting or giving any information to or from Chima.

So after a while, Elissa comes running up to me furious!

Elissa: I don't understand you.
Elissa: I was willing to do ANYTHING for you
Elissa: And you do this to me?
13-07-20
12:28 AM
Sallie: Sorry?
Elissa: Why are you campaigning to get me nominated in your place?
Sallie: Im not campaigning, who told you that?
Elissa: I was just told you were trying to get me nominated.
Elissa: It really hurt my feelings because I even told Nick I would do anything for you.
Sallie: Chima asked me who I think should go up in my place
Sallie: and I told her to go with her gut and that I don't dislike anyone at this stage to the point where I don't mind being partners with anyone
Sallie: and she said a lot of people had come to her and said to nominate you because you said you wanted to backdoor Eric last week
Sallie: she also said a lot of people said other names too
Elissa: which I admitted to her.
Elissa: not until she asked
Elissa: but still
Elissa: I'm not a liar.
Sallie: Yeah, then she said she didn't want to nominate you
Sallie: She asked me if you said you wanted to backdoor Eric
Sallie: and I said yes
Sallie: because you told me you did
Sallie: but, I did not ever campaign to get you put up
Sallie: I never even messaged Chima in the first place
Sallie: she came to me
Elissa: Alright. I believe you.
Elissa: I have no idea what Chima's doing at this point.
Sallie: Really? I mean, I would be pissed too.
Elissa: She's gona back and forth a few times.
Sallie: So I understand if you are completely
Sallie: I know
Sallie: I asked her who she was going to nominate
Sallie: but told her she didn't have to tell me if she didn't want to
Sallie: but I just want to know who she is going to make me partners with, you know?
Elissa: Right.
Sallie: She told me that she is like 90% sure on who she is going to nominate
Sallie: and then she thinks she knows where people are aligned or whatever
Sallie: so she is going to put up someone so that she can see where people vote
Sallie: because she thinks people will vote a certain way
Sallie: like with who they're aligned
Sallie: I dunno
Sallie: It sounded like she wanted to put up someone who she feels is a big threat
Sallie: so it would create drama or something
Elissa: That's making me think it's one of these three. Will/Boogie/Gary
Elissa: or Ivette
Sallie: Yeah, it wouldn't surprise me
Sallie: and then I told her that I would obviously have to vote to keep Nick
Sallie: and she said "Yeah, I already put you in THAT GROUP" or something of that matter
Sallie: so, Im not sure what she means by that
Elissa: hMM...
Elissa: She's trying to sniff out alliances, right?
Sallie: sounds like it
Elissa: My advice?
Elissa: Watch who you talk about and who talks about you.
Elissa: You don't wanna get caught up in the name game.
Elissa: Chima's proved herself as a competition threat. She could win HoH again and nominate you if she thinks you're with somebody.
Sallie: Yeah, thats true!
Sallie: Cause Chima and I never spoke until this round
Sallie: so we're not close at all
Sallie: so I almost feel like I have to be super nice to her
Elissa: right.
Sallie: not just because she is HoH
Sallie: but I have to make up for lost time
Sallie: you know?
Sallie: But, if she is going to go and try to start drama between us
Sallie: I don't appreciate it
Sallie: especially if she is twisting my words
Sallie: Like, I SHOULD have campaigned for someone to go up
Sallie: to help Nick
Sallie: but I told her to do what she wants to do
Elissa: I'm thinking this next HoH will be endurance. In that case, I need to win it and I will do anything to win it.
Sallie: and then she's like "SALLIE SAID BLAH BLAH BLAH!"
Sallie: I know. After this week I feel like I need to win too.
Sallie: I feel more on edge.
Elissa: I tried to get her to nominate Gary.
Elissa: Wait
Elissa: No
Elissa: Not Gary
Elissa: Will.
Elissa: wait
Elissa: both
Elissa: wait
Elissa: what
Elissa: what are we talking about
Elissa: I brought up Will/Boogie/Gary to Chima. I think Nick could beat them in the eviction.
Sallie: Nick seems to think he is going
Sallie: but I guess it does all depend on who goes up
Sallie: I don't really want to be partners with Will
Sallie: lolz
Sallie: He's really nice, but we never have long conversations
Elissa: So, you're saying Gary then?
Sallie: Well, I like Gary too
Elissa: yeah but the options are very limited.
Sallie: I know!
Sallie: ughhhh
Sallie: This damn partner twist
Sallie: and it sucks because whoever goes up
Sallie: I'll have to vote for
Sallie: in order to help Nick at least
Elissa: it would be so much easier if we weren't playing in duos
Sallie: I knooooooooooooow
Sallie: Im hoping we only have one more week of it
Sallie: and then it's OVAH
Elissa: great.
Elissa: I want HoH so I can get revenge on everyone who is saying my name
Sallie: Totally.
Sallie: I mean, you mentioned backdooring Eric once in passing
Sallie: it's not like it ever went through
Sallie: like we never even spoke about it besides that one time
Elissa: no one was even opposed to it
Elissa: what the fuck
Sallie: EXACTLY
Sallie: But, you get the blame
Sallie: you should tell Chima that
Elissa: They just needed someone to throw under the bus
Elissa: And it's so stupif.
Elissa: stupid
Sallie: yeah, that's exactly what it is.
Sallie: She still nominated Nick and I though so
Sallie: When she won I literally died.
Sallie: I knew I was going up lolz
Sallie: And I couldn't talk to her about nominations, sadly, because it would have looked so farse.
Sallie: Talking to her for the first time and being like "KAY, SO LIKE HOW ABOUT YOU DON'T NOMINATE ME?"
Elissa: well, i mean, was it a surprise after the first week?
Sallie: haha true!
Sallie: She did tell me that I was never the one she wanted out
Sallie: I asked if Nick was still her target
Sallie: and she said yes, I believe, but that she was putting someone up who she didn't mind losing.
Sallie: I have no idea who she is close with.
Sallie: anyways, Im going to go to bed!
Sallie: Have a good night
Elissa: You too!

LIKE, WHAT TO THE FUCK!?!?!?!?!

Chima, that fucking hairy skank ass bitch, CLEARLY ran to Elissa and told her that I was trying to campaign to get Elissa nominated.

THAT FUCKING BITCH! Chima is a goddamn fucking bitch, I can't stand her! I can't wait until I win HoH next week and have the opportunity to put Chima's ass so hard on the block that she'll fucking bruise and won't be able to sit down for a week!

Elissa was fucking pissed! So I had to try to smooth things over with her. I basically told her the truth, that I had told Chima about Elissa wanting to backdoor Eric last week, but I tried to make it look like it wasn't a big deal and that I wasn't throwing her under the bus. It seemed like she took it well, she told me she believed me, but you can never actually be too sure.

What is fucking weird though is that Elissa was so mad? She was like "I'D DO ANYTHING FOR YOU!!!!! ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!" Like, whatthefuckmuch? When did we become best friends!? Also, Elissa has been going around and telling people how much of a connection we have. Huh? What connection? I have literally spoken to her like 3 times and now we have a connection? Did I like miss the memo or something? And last week when she was HoH she told me that she considers me a really good friend and that she trusts me. Like, ummmm....what kind of impression did I give off to make you feel like that? It's kind of creepy!

Like, I don't understand why Elissa is all of a sudden so attached to me. Like, we haven't had any deep conversations to really get to know each other, I personally don't feel like we have any sort of connection at all, but yet she'd "DO ANYTHING" for me? It totally creeps me out! I feel kind of like she's obsessed with me. Like, one morning I am going to wake up and she is going to be in my bed staring at me and saying "You look so pretty when you sleep".

Have you even seen the movie Black Swan? Where Natalie Portman is like obsessed with Mila Kunis and like envisions having sex with her in like some coked out drug dream, but in reality doesn't. WELL, THIS IS TOTALLY THAT SAME SITUATION! Elissa is crazy coked out Natalie Portman, and I am the hot (and totally better ballerina) Mila Kunis! She is totally obsessed with me for no reason! Like, we're not best friends, we rarely speak, and we have no connection, but in Natalie's.... *ahem* I mean, Elissa's coked out drug mind, we do! Soon, I'll find out she cut off a piece of my hair and is wearing it around her neck.

AHHHHHHHHH! SECURITY!

[sallie]

After I took myself off the block with the Veto, it was time for Chima to reveal her replacement. I was nervous that she was going to nominate either Gary or Gina, but, thankfully, she nominated Helen! I don't really understand why Chima nominated Helen instead of Elissa, but then again, I never understand anything with Chima.

Helen being nominated is perfect because she is not in our alliance. So, we should still have all the votes to save Nick and keep him in the game, thus booting Helen. The bad thing about Helen being nominated is that now I'm stuck being Elissa's partner.

FUCK!

This is Elissa's dream come true! Now she gets to be partnered with me! Of all the people to get partnered with, it has to be Elissa. Everyone is beginning to see what I see and realize that Elissa is FUCKING C.R.A.Z.Y! The bitch is thirstaaay for a fight and is going around and getting in arguments with everyone, like it's her goddamn job. Shouldn't she be helping Helen try to stay in the game instead of pissing off the entire house!? The bitch is going to get me nominated next week! If everyone hates her, they're just going to be like "Yeah, lets put that crazy psychotic bitch Elissa up. Oh, and, yeah, sorry Sallie, I guess you'll just have to take one for them team! *nominates*". I'm not taking one for the team! FUCK THAT! I took one for the team this week! Elissa and me are NOT getting nominated next week, I'm making sure of that. We'll all just have to take a little extra strength aspirin (one less than what it takes to overdose), and just lock Elissa outside for the week, so we don't have to deal with her. Maybe we can throw Chima out there too, and if they get hungry enough maybe they'll try to eat each other or something. That'd be entertaining!

We're pretty sure that we have the votes for Nick to stay in the game. But then Helen comes up with this looooooooong ass speech about how she has cried and how she deserves to stay because it's her goddamn birthday or some shit.

Bitch! IT AIN'T YO BIRTHDAY!
That is the OLDEST trick in the book. Whenever you want something, just say it's your birthday, DUH! When the club is full and you're not allowed in, "BUT IT'S MY BIRTHDAY!". When last call has already happened and you're jonesen for a cocktail, "BUT IT'S MY BIRTHDAY!". When you go to grab the last top on a rack and some bitch who wouldn't look as half as cute as you in it grabs it first, "BUT IT'S MY BIRTHDAY!". The "BUT IT'S MY BIRTHDAY!" trick has been used for CENTURIES! Cleopatra used it, Napoleon used it, hell, I'm sure Jesus even used it! I ain't fallen for Helen's speech, we all know she is using the "BUT IT'S MY BIRTHDAY!" trick to stay in the game. GURL, YOU CAN'T HAVE YOUR BIRTHDAY CAKE AND EAT IT TO! NAH!

[sallie]

I vote to evict Helen.

Sorry, bitch. I'm jealous that you get to eat cake and therefore I'm voting you out! Tip: You shouldn't act like a bitch and wave cake around in front of people's faces. That's rude.

Good-bye Speech for Helen

Helen! Sorry I had to evict you. Nick is my partner and therefore I couldn't vote to evict him. I really appreciate all the effort that you put into this game and I'm really sorry that Chima had to put you up. I don't really think you leaving has anything to do with you. I think whomever Chima nominated would have probably went, maybe. Hopefully we can play together again in the future and things will work out differently, good luck and happy birthday!

Good-bye Speech for Nick
If you're evicted, I'm going to be pissed that Helen's long ass cake speech worked. Bitch, you know I love you forever and we deserved to be Final 2 because we're the only fiercest bitches here. The fact that you'll have more time to bang your hawt boytoy saddens me, because the only thing I'm gonna be bangin' is my head against the wall, I still have to deal with Chima and Elissa! So, anyways, bitch, love ya! Miss ya! KTHXBAI!