Episode Five - Call It What You Want

[Will Kirby]

Episode Five

[Day 23]

Sadly, Boogie was sent home. Before he left he told me to think about working with Gina since she is an outcast. Eh...maybe. After the eviction, Chima is really the only person I'm mad at. Her reason for evicting Boogie didn't match up. If you have an alliance with Janelle that's cool just don't blame not having a deal with Boogie for your reason for evicting him.

So straight after the eviction is the HOH competition in which we have to compete in Head2Head and eliminate each other through answering questions. Right off the bat I thought about it. Gina is outgoing HOH and can't compete. Gary is a loser who once again can't compete due to incompetence. I felt safe with almost everyone as HOH so I decide to throw it and not have to show any cards if I answer a question right. In the end, Helen became the new Head of Household and I couldn't be happier.

[Will Kirby]

[Day 23]

When I saw the Have/Have Not competition I was honestly mad. This is the first week that you don't have any control over whether or not you personally will be on slop or not. You have to hope for the best. I have very little strategy but to share the wealth in case everyone were to see who gave who chips. In the end I got only one chip, which would have been terrible but Gary didn't compete (as usual) and Janelle and Sam went over $21. 5 weeks of food and I'm down with that.

Before nominations Helen came up to me and just let me know that she felt good about her nominations. I think that was her way of saying that "I didn't nominate Gina like the house probably wants". I honestly don't care who gets nominated between Gary/Gina. I just don't want both on the jury and if Gary is on the jury we could probably expect him to not vote anyway. So when I saw Gary and Sallie were nominated I was okay with it. Gary doesn't deserve to be here. He isn't even really here. Both Boogie and Nick deserve his spot and I don't want anyone else losing their chance at jury because of him. It sucks because this series is known for women winning the game (Sophie, Imogen, Aisleyne), but Gary just shouldn't be here. I am hoping that Eric, Sam, and I can go far and perhaps one of us could win this whole thing. With Gina safe right now I think it's the perfect time to approach her to reconnect.

I'm excited that I got picked for the veto! I am pretty positive that I'm not going to use it if I win it, unless Helen proposes a good backdoor plan and only if I can use it on Sallie. I want Gary to stay on the block. I don't think I'll kill myself to win the veto, but just playing in it will be fun enough.

[Will Kirby]

[Day 23]

The veto competition was sooooo much fun. I think I sucked majorly, but it was too fun. I'm so disappointed in myself for taking so long to figure out the riddle. I kept trying to answer 'nephew' over and over as if I misspelled it. Then I realize "Hey idiot, the visitor has no brothers or sisters". Had to slow down to figure that one out. I also spent to much time on editing the last puzzle, but whatever I finished it in under half an hour so hooray for that.

[Will Kirby]

[Day 24]

Surprise, surprise. I won the veto! Sallie, Gary, and Eric made the win much easier with their lack of completing it. So without trying too hard I won. I'm not going to use it. I'll talk to Helen and be all supportive, but yeah Gary should leave. His plea was as good as his gameplay. After Gary gets the boot, no more boys shall be evicted. I need a male to win this game lol. (Who am I kidding, Eric is my only hope to win if I don't win)

[Will Kirby]

[Day 24]

I talked to Helen and she didn't want the veto used, of course, and she said she could care less who was evicted. I think she really wants Sallie gone, but hopefully I can get more people on the Gary-hate train. He would be a terrible juror, so let's just kill that possibility now.

[Will Kirby]

[Day 24]

After I left the nominations the same, Gary comes up to me and decides to start playing the game this week. The conversation was...unmoving. There are just flaws everywhere in our convo. I'm supposed to feel bad that he ASSUMED I evict Helen based on what he THOUGHT instead of what I told him? I'm supposed to evict Sallie because she missed one veto, compared to how many competitions and votes has Gary missed? After all the throwing of me under the bus I am supposed to believe me keeping Gary in the house will grant me his loyalty 100%?

Is he 12? He has to be 12. This is ludicrious. It's not even close to a little logical. This is why he can't be on the jury. I can't deal with that and try to sway him for a jury vote. He's not even a good liar or a good wannabe victim.

"My house exploded and the dinosaur that ran over my mom's car stopped me from going to the library and so I have to ride my scooter to my friend's house so I could get on AIM and campaign. I am so into this game."

Anyway, Chima already told me she is evicting Gary. I'm hoping to get Eric to do the same and hopefully catch up with Sam and Ivette and see if they'll do the same. It should be easy. Gary is partner's with Gina and we want to break up that bond.

As far as next HOH goes I think I would have to nominate Elissa with someone. I could do Gina, but I want to possibly work with her...idk. Elissa NEEDS to go. She has definitely been fake and she showed that with last week's eviction of Boogie. Chima told me straight up she was evicting him. Elissa lied to him all the way up to the eviction and then said how he was a threat AFTER he got the boot. Trust me Elissa, you will be my next target.